pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
never, ever, tell me that “it doesn’t matter.”
because if it was enough to make you cry
if it hurt you that much
then it does matter
never think that you are insignifcant
or that your problems aren’t important
because you matter
Anonymous asked: are you a magical girl?
Yes, yes I am
This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.